Tuesday, July 29, 2008

i'm a havard graduate, and


I didn't know he changed his name again. "This show is about people following a dream," the artist formerly known as Puffy proclaims, and I guess he's right. I've the sneaking suspicion that this show's main focus will be a bunch of poor saps whose collective dream is to take ass-kissing to the next level and actually slurp Diddy's butt on camera.

Predictions? Plenty of hissing/screaming and scandals, quotables deeper and more meaningful than Jack Handey's (guilty pleasure, I still want a "No Bitch Ass-Ness" shirt), hopefully a trek through Queens to find the finest of llama breast milks and probably a sex tape or two to round out the season.

I'll pass.

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