AT 15, this girl has more money, right this second, than you and I will ever see in our lifetimes. I see her father, Billy Ray, as the Nashville horeseman herald of the idiocracy apocalypse, and hold firmly to the position that he never should have been allowed to procreate after the musical travesty that was "Achy Breaky Heart." We'd counted the man and his mullet out, but it seems that his loins have had a bigger impact on the music world than any country artist ever has.
Born "Destiny Hope" (a further tribute to her parents' retardation), you can find a myriad of products bearing her likeness, including (but not limited to) DVDs, singing pens, cookie CDs, hair extensions, framed posters, and underwear.
According to this article, Miley Cyrus is slated to be worth a cool $1 BILLION by the time she turns 20 in 2012. For shame.
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josh told me about arizona!! congratulations :) i hope things go really well for you out yonder.
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